Debbie Harry still looks like a fox at 70. Good luck with that one Tay-tay

If the Sony leaks didn't make it clear how clueless movie execs are nothing will

Women can be funny. These ones aren't. If they'd put Sarah Silverman in this I'd have preordered my ticket by now.

Thank you for reminding me because there's a picture of me in the dictionary next to the entry for "Gullible."

I think your hypothesis would be more interesting if you could back it up as a trend and not idle speculation.

I don't actually go on review sites to be told how I should think about things or what the right side of history is. I hope you take this in good stead and reconsider polemic as a valid editorial force on one of The Onion's subsites.

I DRINK THEREFORE I AM

Were you incapable of writing a music review without the phrase "cultural appropriation," trigglypuff

No, Organon Gurlz is the most emotionally confusing track on Mouth Silence