You are perfectly correct. My off-the-cuff remarks were not well thought. I shall go crawl back to the rock under which I’ve been living.

the over 8 min could be an extended potty break, but yeah, splits have some issues

I saw a 0.0 sticker recently.

I appreciate the lesson, but would appreciate less of the condescension. I realize also that the increase in large numbers of migrants is tied to less economic “aid” to the current government of Guatemala from the current administration. And I realize that systemic problems cannot immediately be fixed. However, I…

But if the newer police force couldn’t stop the proliferation of criminal organizations that in turn drove the migrants from their homes...

lets be fair. it’s probably about 10‰. Certainly not above 100‰ though.

isn’t Guatemala the primary source of the “caravan” of those currently seeking asylum in the US? If so, that hardly seems a pro in favor of dissolving the police.

The Ivy League school in Quebec? What makes it qualify? Does it have a bunch of ivy growing on the old buildings? If so, Michigan would be also. Is “Ivy League” shorthand for “top tier of North American schools?” In that case, are Stanford, Berkeley and/or MIT included?

Perhaps you meant to say “I am sure the officer has gotten many alarms he presumed were false in his career...”

that defacement of the defacement of the American flag makes me giddy.

I see I should not get you going on the permille debate. And since deadspin is a sports blog, I should take the time to point out that batting averages are spoken as implicitly permille. As in, “Bellinger was batting four hundred for a while there”

you must have gone to med writing school at Oxford.

it just seems odd to be penalized for winning a footrace.

as an owner of an iPhone 4S, I hereby assert that Biden is worse.

God.

It’s his truck probably. He was planning on fixing that some day. Now he needs to get it de-loused too to get rid of the cooties.

but dropping down a bunt down against the shift gives you a hit if it gets past the pitcher, assuming you have a modicum of ability at bunting. In that case, your OPS is > 1.000. probably > 1.500

that’d be a great anecdote if I understood any of it.

The post went on to reveal that DiCaprio was not simply canceling out the sounds of his own intercourse with these headphones—instead, he was listening to MGMT

3:2 resonance. If it works for Mercury and the Sun, it can work for you and me!