I’m seriously considering looping the first two minutes of audio for the next hour or two. Also that movie was 10x better than the Denzel remake.

if he had, it would have been become the gold standard of internet jokes

I’m more concerned with whatever the two old guys were doing from 31seconds to 42seconds. They both try to do a one-handed raise-the-roof, then dude on camera-left (complete with Avengers-esque gun-cane slung over his dominant left-shoulder) hands the other guy an electronic device while being seemingly chained to his…

I was supposed to be given the opportunity to go to one of the Yellowstone pools and take some samples a few years ago, but the research permit that I would have been covered on expired about a month before. I went to the park anyway, but made sure to stay on the paths, as sinter can appear to be stable and then…

I wince now

who did he vote for in the Primary?

how was carpenter still in the game?

Clearly they are trying to portray the trend in their pitchers’ ERA or xFIP.

Just because the Cubs would believe Wakefield when he said that thimerosal causes autism.

so those industrial staples go around the tendons in your forearm, right?

if the injury is tied to the pounds, will there be a pretty bow on that knot?

damn you autocorrect!

heh. you said tit

damn, I thought that was a euphamism for a sex act.

Saw 3 cop cars circling a 1 block area Friday to pull over bike stop-sign runners. About two weeks ago, they had at least 5 bike cops doing the same at the same intersection. I think they were in cars yesterday because it was a little damp out. They sure were busy both days though

wait, there’s a painted crossing there with bike right-of-way? In addition to the light that’s like 100 feet away to the west? They should have just diverted the bike trail a bit from the old railbed there.

The initial phase found a series of negative effects in infant reflexes and brain growth among those exposed to vaccines. The second, recent phase purported to find no effect. SafeMinds has concerns about changes in the study design protocol and analysis that may have led to these contradictory results.

you buried the lede here. You’re half of a sister-wife pair and you’re both married to your kid?

How’d he fit that into 140 characters?