Just because the Cubs would believe Wakefield when he said that thimerosal causes autism.

so those industrial staples go around the tendons in your forearm, right?

if the injury is tied to the pounds, will there be a pretty bow on that knot?

damn you autocorrect!

heh. you said tit

damn, I thought that was a euphamism for a sex act.

Saw 3 cop cars circling a 1 block area Friday to pull over bike stop-sign runners. About two weeks ago, they had at least 5 bike cops doing the same at the same intersection. I think they were in cars yesterday because it was a little damp out. They sure were busy both days though

wait, there’s a painted crossing there with bike right-of-way? In addition to the light that’s like 100 feet away to the west? They should have just diverted the bike trail a bit from the old railbed there.

The initial phase found a series of negative effects in infant reflexes and brain growth among those exposed to vaccines. The second, recent phase purported to find no effect. SafeMinds has concerns about changes in the study design protocol and analysis that may have led to these contradictory results.

you buried the lede here. You’re half of a sister-wife pair and you’re both married to your kid?

How’d he fit that into 140 characters?

I referenced Venn diagrams well before becoming a deadspin commenter. I think I should make an animated gif representing the changes in the deadspinner-venn diagram over time.

he beat up White Jesus?

What’s with the attacks on reporters? wouldn’t you want your protest to be covered in real time by the media? And wouldn’t you want your side of an issue cast in a good light? I get that when people are truely scared and pissed at the world, they’re often pissed at everyone who so much as glances at them, but don’t…

Demagogue? You’re calling me a demigod? The best! The demigod of wall-building. It’ll be great. Just great.

Daulerio is certainly pissed off at the line of these comments. Hulk smash

hella was tots ginormous back around Y2K in SoCal.

I’m in california, and I thought that hella was not used anymore. shows how much I pay attention.

so, basically this is a the start of crowdfunding effort to purchase the “right equipment”

hmmm, but a precise lateral isn’t expressly forbidden. Just a forward pass or a backward pass.