I thought a breast grazer was when you went to town on one with your mouth.

next you’re going to tell me that it’s not your shoulder he touches, but your ass

you must not have had a dairy queen in your hometown. That was our post-game destination.

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I think you meant wingdings

Ontario. And Lloyd is one of Red Green’s Possum Lodge buddies

it’s part of the title, which appears to have been here since the start, as the URL includes it (and the kinja cms tends to not include revisions of titles in revised urls)

or they might equally get “iced” by thinking they have to constrain their kick so much that they shank it wider than the current uprights. Any effect of narrowing the upright has on where exactly a given kick deviates from center is *likely* to be negligable. This is not like tennis where the goal of an individual…

I had initially mis-read your post as distance away the radar gun was when the speed was measured, not the distance from the plate that the ball was. My apologies. Still confused about Mathewson though (see edit above). Was it only a pitch that “got away” that was measured?

no, that’d be choker and gun-firer.

but only because driving only ~60 feet and stopping on a dime likely would be a hazard for other drivers. Even if you allowed the ball to continue, the lack of continued impulse (gas pedal) would have that car-ball only going a short distance.

Edit: I see you mean instantaneous velocity at a given distance in front of the plate, so....cancel previous response. Although what do you mean about Mathewson’s being measured from behind home plate? The physical distance the gun is away from the glove shouldn’t matter. (see prev response italicized: ...the ball…

upward trajectory machines should be melted down and buried next to Paterno’s statue (and/or corpse). If the ball doesn’t move like a ball should move off a pitcher’s fingertips, I’m not interested.

nope. not sure you are. /sarc

not a type II supernova shockwave of a star (bottom) being sucked into a nearby black hole (top)? How about a ringer in a game of horseshoes? An aerial view of an arm chair? You’re going with trident??? for shame

I wonder if they’ll hire Paterno though.

That dash light is truly a Rorschach test. I think “ass cheeks on slatted chair” every time it comes on

they tried to go into children’s music. Without changing their name. That takes balls.

“one of the most respected news publications in Canada” is just one of the many definitions of “blog”

just leave my girl alone