shuttlecock ain’t a ball.

did the groom select her for “kill?”

which horny bastard thought that would be a good game?

I’d be tempted to pull a boat up at/near the Broderick Park boat ramp and walk from there for a AAA game, assuming I left nothing valuable in the boat. Unfortunately that might include the boat itself. Also, that begs the Q of where to launch.

I’ve recently read that Sac has the highest or second-highest fare rate in the country for their “RT” (bus and light rail) system and general city size.

They read the book “Holes” in which onions are the cure to everything.

oooh, soory. Miter saw is the answer we were looking for. Mitre saw.

so...if they find blood and hair of someone other than OJ, someone who they eventually suspect, I assume this will not be valid as evidence, due to lack of proper chain-of-custody? Would a judge even sign a search warrant based on this knife? Wouldn’t it fall under “fruit of the poisoned tree” or some such rule?

baseball bat to the knees?

80 MPH is the speed limit in rural Wyoming on I-80. Same applies to I-90 (on MT).

HUGS!!!!

Is Billy Mays the spokesman for that? Or the sham-wow guy?

was meant as a reply to Steve Gilbert’s tweet. But well played, sir, well played

Newton’s discovery of gravitational lensing? I must have missed that lesson on Newton’s theory of really really special relativity.

Are the white outlined players visible through walls because of an administrative spec mode, or is that actually the view that the players have?

so, rival networks that didn’t win the bid to air it should be making a big deal out of it. Unless they all subscribe to the “any news is good news” school of thought.

Terminology Quibble:

...and give the pizza to someone else.

would they be Lazarus Letters, Lord (Jesus) Letters or OMG Zombies! Letters?

Heavily Asian, implying Chinese? Frankly, Sacramento has a lower (proportionally) Chinese population than many other NBA cities. Last I checked Indochina (Cambodia/Vietnam), Japanese, Indian Subcontinent and Indian ocean nations don’t all celebrate China’s version of the lunar new year, so simply having a fair amount…