i think he should be on the course with the other horses, not other dogs

like you might take from Magic Street that Orson Scott Card wasn’t a racist bigot?

and sex

even if it’s the Unauthorized BCO, I’d give a listen :)

his balls were groped twice in the same incident though even...the first paragraph directly contridicts the title

the basic Vodka rule that I live by is: If it comes in a plastic bottle, steer clear. Fleischmann’s is awful, awful stuff. I generally go for Stolichnaya in glass. Store it in the freezer, of course.

no, fellow article reader, I’m asking you or someone like you to read these stories out loud to me. If your spoken voice drips with disdain as much as your typed words, we’re off to a good start for the narration of horrible customer week.

Irrational BCO request time. It’d be absolutely awesome if someone could read these stories out loud, then I could go to the audio link and listen. I absolutely love every instant of my Monday BCO joy, but often spend a good chunk of an hour reading them, thereby avoiding work. I’d be able to multitask listening while…

I’m not excusing the behavior, and do not intend to fall victim to Pinkam’s law, but re: the Greg Danvers Papa Johns story, the customers had previously been to Papa Murphy’s which makes take-n-bake, which is take the uncooked pizza home and cook it yourself. They also sell raw cookie dough. I’m sure that in…

dirty needles from the cortisone shot? no bandaid or a non-sterile one?

the umpires refused to grant Tejada the neighborhood play and declared Utley safe.

That’s better than “Fuck: Me” as a noun. I get accused of that all the time.

fv<|< her right in the earhole

WHITE PRIVILEGE!

This is why I’ve always advocated pissing into Diesel drivers’ gastanks. I’m just trying to help out the environment.

this happened to me recently as well, but I have not ceased spewing stupid shit

Not a jackrabbit. Jack rabbit’s have longer legs. That’s a cottontail.

It’s only “undercover” if you made it through their background checks, they had no idea you were a journalist, and you continued to at least participate in tryouts (if not make the team outright). If you pay the $50 to go to a minicamp, they don’t care who you are.

if the fella had any desire to avoid detection, he could have easily walked the two blocks to the nearest other starbucks.

beware the DoucheICBM