the umpires refused to grant Tejada the neighborhood play and declared Utley safe.

That’s better than “Fuck: Me” as a noun. I get accused of that all the time.

fv<|< her right in the earhole

WHITE PRIVILEGE!

This is why I’ve always advocated pissing into Diesel drivers’ gastanks. I’m just trying to help out the environment.

this happened to me recently as well, but I have not ceased spewing stupid shit

which side is the observer on? :P

radio waves don’t exist either by the same token. They certainly don’t exist in the ultraviolet (e.g. X/gamma rays) part of the E-M spectrum. In any case, the frequency (and wavelength) for cellphones is between that of AM/FM radio and light waves. I answered “light” because I think that’s the thing most colloquially…

Not a jackrabbit. Jack rabbit’s have longer legs. That’s a cottontail.

It’s only “undercover” if you made it through their background checks, they had no idea you were a journalist, and you continued to at least participate in tryouts (if not make the team outright). If you pay the $50 to go to a minicamp, they don’t care who you are.

I’ll believe it if they refuse to host torrents of Win10 (and 7&8 which can freely be turned into 10). Also all they’re blocking is a browser cookie? lol. I could alter that to say I was running 82-bit Bowe-OS v8.0

if the fella had any desire to avoid detection, he could have easily walked the two blocks to the nearest other starbucks.

beware the DoucheICBM

how will people apply for the jobs created thusly without Craigslist and Monster.com? How will the ads orders be placed in the newspaper without telephone? How will the papers be printed without power? Yes, the gov’t could send a vehicle around with a guy and a megaphone offering jobs or deploy National Guard units…

well, Obama is the anti-Christ and is the son of Satan, so of COURSE he can enter into contracts that mere mortals cannot.

but how do I know that /s doesn’t stand for “seriously”???

all for journalistic research, no doubt

remember this one:

Is Deadspin “Squealer” from Animal Farm now?

oooh... free dates! I know who is cool with having sex with a stranger, maybe even me!