This is why I’ve always advocated pissing into Diesel drivers’ gastanks. I’m just trying to help out the environment.

this happened to me recently as well, but I have not ceased spewing stupid shit

Not a jackrabbit. Jack rabbit’s have longer legs. That’s a cottontail.

It’s only “undercover” if you made it through their background checks, they had no idea you were a journalist, and you continued to at least participate in tryouts (if not make the team outright). If you pay the $50 to go to a minicamp, they don’t care who you are.

if the fella had any desire to avoid detection, he could have easily walked the two blocks to the nearest other starbucks.

beware the DoucheICBM

all for journalistic research, no doubt

remember this one:

Is Deadspin “Squealer” from Animal Farm now?

sorry. too much Peyote to make that one work.

Yes, bitches have their girlie parts up their asses. I can’t wait to see the puppy pooping to come in a few months.

I like seeing her Council Bluffs while I’m reclining on my Davenport. Seeing those gets a Grinell on my face and my Johnston a Boone.

the thought of that Rapidly gives me Cedar

“pissed off Iowans”

I was born

yeah, most people are not so in love with work and their boss that they like discussing it outside of work. I feel the only reason to bring that up is to allow someone to vent, which they probably won’t do until you’re already really good friends and they deem you a “good listener.” And chances are if you’re a good…

woah, woah, woah

If I looked like Gabe Kapler, I’d have no personal hangups with being nude everywhere I could get away with it.

Has metacritic said generally how they come up with their scores? It
seems like you are simply speculating what they do (direct weights based
on the site that did the review) and said that study’s guess was wrong.

In any case, if they don’t curve the each of the sites (or ideally
reviewer) that they aggregate, then the…

and they compress to the same size? how about MD5s or SHA1s?