clearly, being a dumb American, he wanted the American cheese that only passes for cheese to the dumb.

actually, you would be wrong, he would be (sorta) right. Fans use power and transfer heat to the molecules of air. Air may FEEL cool when it is moving simply because the air is usually cooler than your body temperature. If the air is stagnant, you are locally heating up the space around you, which in turn makes you…

...so you had vanilla oatmeal then?

re: honeycomb ice cream (and re: Pinkham’s law) it was only after working at a frozen custard joint that I learned that “vanilla” and “plain” were two different things. That being said, I think I took this revolutionary idea in stride and accepted that either my parents had raised me poorly in a culinary sense or I…

...is that a euphemism?

Perhaps the customer wanted an espresso in a larger-than-normal cup so that it wouldn’t spill in her car when she went over a bump? But then she should learn that she needs to order an espresso, “and could you please put it in a medium cup.” And if she wanted half espresso, half milk (steamed or otherwise) she should…

..and your level of pretention

I’m just shocked, shocked I say, that the server didn’t suggest that everyone pick a partner and sit two to a chair.

Toddler until their boobs come in all the way, I guess

LAAofA are cheaper than the Dodgers, according to the chart. Dodgers are the 4th cheapest

am i the only one not seeing it? his right hand is somewhat near his face, his left arm is, unless seventeen feet long, no where near the lady in white. The lady in white, incidentally, looks like an amputee in that shitty screenshot.

odd choice of words, that “counts”

a “no contest” plea is not formally admitting guilt or culpability, but still acknowledging that the prosecution probably has enough evidence to convict you. Perhaps the prosecution’s case hasn’t been deemed to be true by a jury or even a judge, the court as a whole sees the individual as guilty, or at the very least…

i assume his plea has been accepted by the DA

Michael Jordon

Nice trolling. You made it seem like these were a bunch of unlikely players who actually hit for the cycle...seeing as Sheets never hit a homer in MLB, that’s off the table. Dan Plesac also was a pitcher who never started a game outside of his years in Milwaukee, then an AL team. He was the closer for a while, and as…

i know...what’s the deal with rotating tires? My tires rotate every time I drive, thank you very much ;)

He may hit 295 kilos on the scale, but he’s over 6 meters tall. Give him a break.

who is that that the Packers are playing? the Colts? Jets?

The most critical reporting on this story still needs to be done. Why so much overlap between Michigan and California city names? Oakland county courthouse. Lawyer for child #2 from Beverly Hills, MI. Lawyer for child #3 from Berkley, MI