that sounded threaten-y. I’m scared now. I’m going to go hide under a rock for the rest of the day

or didn’t go, because didn’t want to be shot down when asking someone out to a major event. also applies to homecoming.

maybe he’s just tired

In the case of an all-out war between NATO and Russia, I think sea-side property in Nebraska may rapidly become a reality.

I once asked my donut store purveyor how many donuts were in a baker's gross. He looked like I had asked him if he put boogers in his flour.

but butter is casein-free (or at least ultra-low casein)

but humans are the tastiest meat

no love for Sprecher or Capital Brewery? or are they somehow not craft?

E) lay the foundation for the Ferguson PD w.r.t. resisting those damned armed minorities

yes, but in stig's world, turns to the left are 135 degrees (and turns to the right are 90). This does result in a lot of cars going through buildings though.

however, those that don't play the game every day, but rather once a couple of weeks or so, may be stuck with an hour or three of incremental downloads.

Admit it, the only real reason you know those flags is because you really like roller-coaster rides.

you just won....yourself

#FreeAudioSlave

happens to my wife all the time...

"Today we are consolidating Maxis IP development to our studios in Redwood Shores, Salt Lake City, Helsinki and Melbourne locations as we close our Emeryville location," an EA representative said in a statement.

maybe they should have said "Nameless Frat A" raised the most by x thousand over "Nameless Sorority B." In subsequent years say stuff like "competition was stiffer than ever, with Y beating Z by only x hundred"

No one at PSU has been convicted of any crimes

I call it bay-zull, but my cousin calls it baaa-zill (like the UK name). I was utterly perplexed when my cousin was talking about how great the basil -containing dish was at a restaurant in NYC when I had never encountered "baaa-zill" before

"No soup? Well, what's a bowl then?" She was really being very polite at this stage.