Re: contagious... When I was a kid, I confused "prohibited" with "permitted."

sarsaparilla + sassafras + molasses :)

what do you think the ice does in the root beer? clearly without specifying, she would have been served root beer with sinkyice.

perhaps she has a vegetable fetish just wanted to see you holding all the ingredients in your hand, then smearing them all over yourself

putting "beef-free" on the label might help, but then they might think that it was free range beef.

As I've clearly failed to provide a timely music link, the following will serve as semi-relevant references.

This happened to me at work today (the name of the involved has been changed)

"he should get his chicken fingers elsewhere"

click star

Bevell didn't consider that the QB that he was coaching would ever throw an interception in a goal line situation late in that game because that QB wasn't Brett Favre

(I think he totaled -1 yards from the 1-yard line this season.)

incidentally, "lil' something" is the pet name for my dingus.

heh. 4 byte integers? As if. Civ came out when the typical PC OS was DOS 4 (5 being released the same year). It had FAT16 support. The typical variable declaration for integer (in BASIC and Pascal) was 8 bit (with double or long being 16-bit). I believe the standard x86 assembly language was capable of 16-bit ints…

Overflow/score rollover was a common issue in old Atari and some arcade games though. The devs of Civ should have been well-versed in such issues.

Deadspin = commie rag

so ~2 baskets per game and an increase of 2% in shooting percentage is a big deal these days with a limited sample size?

So...which Jack is the singer?

...should have won the Academy Award for best supporting actor.

I might be selfish, but I think I look better than Richard Dawkins in jeans.

I might be selfish, but I think I look better than Richard Dawkins in jeans.