Should have just ended the series with it prior to the trainwreck that was season 5 (the cast for this episode was a s4 cast anyway). S5 had a reasonable general plotline, but the new/revived cast was absolutely excruciating (barf at Lockley, Byron and Lyta).

that thing would probably own at QWOP

Was the ejection overturned after the next play had been run, or was the penalty/ejection immediately reviewed with the play stopped?

So Wang went longer, harder and faster than Dong? Are you sure this wasn't published by KTVU?

"by all accounts a clean, accidental hit"
I buy accidental, but how is helmet-to-helmet clean?

odds that it was DH's horn going off?

I like fair-weather fucking personally. and inclement weather fucking too.

bagels, chocolate milk and gatorade? all the carbs they could ever want, with a smattering of fat? Oh, you want protein for your muscles? well, tough.

I think this one will live on forever too. Andy Pettitte coming back from retirement and 2 years later almost having a perfecto? I just didn't realize that he had been traded.

yes

Papis' new sponsor

I think she missed a word

it only counts as "changing" if you convert the fitted sheet to a new set of formal wear and never again use it as a sheet.

that was chess, not poker. oh, wrong "Control"

or in 2/3 of a porn

he was in fair territory when hit. Is the prohibition against being on the left side of the line only for rounding when running through or being hit by your own batted ball?

They've been taking lessons from Calvin Klein's boyfriend.

the same way that math has advanced to the point that 72 + 73 <= 105

same basic joke. too bad no one will see ours.

Chris Hansen from NBC? He should try to catch the Nashville Predators instead.