so who is the lucky team for next season? I want to get my bets in now.

wannabe faggots? that would require a couple of them to go back into the closet.

and the author of the article knows that how? knows for a fact that he's not Bi? knows for a fact he's not closeted but has acted out as society deems appropriate out of a sense of shame or obligation? My best friend's dad was gay. As in his biological father that had sex in a biblical way with his mother, "no one"…

god damn they're awful in what they "do." In each picture I've seen I've seen at least 3 things different between "matching" subjects' ears. And that's not to mention other facial features like how wide set their goddamned eyes are from each other.

Technically ESPN is right. He doesn't plan on throwing there. He doesn't plan on not throwing there either. Misleading sentence for sure, but technically correct.

"Click the overall fandom map above to enlarge."

Still angry about him missing the first pitch on opening day because of that Titanic thing? Or you have no idea what was about either?

I fail to see what's significant about a 5 minute train ride under the bay. It's like the Twins moving from Minneapolis to St. Paul. Big whoopiediedoo

San Jose. Hasn't happened yet, but that's like moving from Chicago to Gary, IN - not exactly a huge move.

He believes that Pepsi should bring back Slice

I'm sure the drama will be gripping, unlike Pacino's Paterno with his pants, but totally like Jerry Sandusky with the pants of others.

Thanks for the clarification @WebstersSeventh and @Ayepecks

The take-away point that I thought the author was trying to make was ND's athletic program is making a point to suppress the rights of women, and that they're doing this because they're a bunch of chauvinistic bastards.

we always care more about celebs than the average everyday joe/jolena. If Catherine Zeta Jones or Jodie Foster had been raped while in college, we'd hear about it. I know that the SA/raping was done by a football player, but was it a player at the core of the team and predicted to be drafted in the first round of…

and morman is the Mennonite/Amish/PA Dutch of communication?

heh. you said "hard". In any case, the plausible non-gay (or non-asexual) alternative is he was planning the death thing all along as an attempt to rise up in the "Heisman standings."

+1 best-supporting-actor Oscar snub.

"oh, I'm sorry. I don't have a web CAMERA. Just a microphone. Oh, but I'm deaf, and I have a TTY device, so we won't be using that microphone either."

honest question here...further, could someone perpetuating a hoax submit an obit notice? Do you need a death certificate or a SSN for the deceased? Or do you just contact the obit desk of a newspaper with a 50 word obit or funeral service notice?

I think Kluwe should give him a good talkin' to.