+1. the scooter thing is a good idea.

why not extend the service to have the designated driver use the player's car? Or offer to take the keys and go back for the car later? Or with every ride comes with a re-ride in the morning (either to pick up the car or to the team meeting)?

+1

agreed. Just thinking that in the lecture the topic of a "lovers triangle" came up, and the student saw two guys vying over someone...and that someone must have been a girl. In any case, did Deadspin/Koblin obtain independent verification of what was said (beside the Jeremy Barr tweet)? I find it hard to believe…

maybe he's insinuating that the love triangle involved no females

Well, if the NHL fires him, he can always work for ESPN.

collapse into a supernova

The NBA has assessed 3 members of the red team with £5,000 penalties for flopping

my guess, it was an animal used for dissections for biology class. That is if high schools still budget for cats, pig hearts and earthworms. You know your district is cheap if they don't even get you worms.

still nothing compared to Mats Wermelin (272). Then again, that was probably a situation where one team didn't show, but no forfeit was officially declared.

Gee, I'm sure a lot of opposing teams have more than 138 points at the DIII level, when the first team scores 138+. Then again, if you told me that one guy had 70 points (absent the 138 point info), I might have assumed HIS team won (but not with quite as much conviction).

probably their passes to Larson were intercepted. Or they were like "fuck it, you guys have the ball, we'll get it into his hands quicker by waiting for you guys to shoot first than dancing around here for a while"

Perhaps he is stating that he does not with to correspond with this fine lady's brother.

So, Robert wants a dude that's about 7 foot 8 and has a 6'7" dong? With a girth about a foot around? That's a tall order.

Lets dissect his statement another way, due to nonspecific pronouns

a "dozen" is a common concept, esp. in the imperial system. Assuming I was at 5x=70, I may have used a similar trick. (7s and 8s were always my problem area of the table.)

well, that'd be a possibility. why he would do that is beyond me. He had the right answer though. I'd personally sub 5, div 3, then add 7 to get there. I could also see distributing the 3 first (3x-21+5=26), but adding 26 and 16, then dividing by 3 is unwieldy. of course no one here was looking for a math lesson.

As ronmexico says, left of the SS (from the batter's perspective) for the location. As to the speed increase, I'd guess it was slightly faster than if the bat had not been broken, due to the increased impulse (the physics term for time-in-contact). But if the bat had only made contact once and still broken, the…

Boy....who lit a fire under him?

was that not a forward pass by #25 (the second "lateral")?