probably their passes to Larson were intercepted. Or they were like "fuck it, you guys have the ball, we'll get it into his hands quicker by waiting for you guys to shoot first than dancing around here for a while"

Perhaps he is stating that he does not with to correspond with this fine lady's brother.

So, Robert wants a dude that's about 7 foot 8 and has a 6'7" dong? With a girth about a foot around? That's a tall order.

Lets dissect his statement another way, due to nonspecific pronouns

a "dozen" is a common concept, esp. in the imperial system. Assuming I was at 5x=70, I may have used a similar trick. (7s and 8s were always my problem area of the table.)

well, that'd be a possibility. why he would do that is beyond me. He had the right answer though. I'd personally sub 5, div 3, then add 7 to get there. I could also see distributing the 3 first (3x-21+5=26), but adding 26 and 16, then dividing by 3 is unwieldy. of course no one here was looking for a math lesson.

As ronmexico says, left of the SS (from the batter's perspective) for the location. As to the speed increase, I'd guess it was slightly faster than if the bat had not been broken, due to the increased impulse (the physics term for time-in-contact). But if the bat had only made contact once and still broken, the…

Boy....who lit a fire under him?

was that not a forward pass by #25 (the second "lateral")?

a hockey-related parody link from Canada???? what are the odds?

LiveStrong runs the NFL now? Sounds like an identical "awareness" scam.

Road team won all the games? Damn, i thought it was the other way around. I guess I've been living in a cave

well..my mom IS weird

Fair comments re: cost for 2 days of service. It might be possible for multiple networks to pool resources on a shared satellite though, assuming bandwidth is not a limitation (which it probably is). Re: moving sat dishes I thought it was standard practice for the receiver to not be absolutely fixed. I had previously…

exactly. I'm sure the statistical analysis folks have modeled based on NCAA results. Further the teams that actually base their decisions on statistical analysis probably have their own models that plug in the abilities of their personnel specifically (e.g. I'm sure some punters at the college-level can pin the ball…

what's with the clipping in the 2nd to last of the "flop" section where you miss the relevant part of the replay. Also, the audio for the last of the flops doesn't come until after the written announcement of the start of "no flop." Bad video editing by NBA? Some issue with converting from one type of media to…

I agree. I especially like the coaches that say "Bob f*cked up, so he'll sit on his ass for the next 10 minutes while the rest of you run laps. Let Bob know what you think about what he did after you're done."

If you drop one of your home games in the old playoff style, you have to pick up one on the road to extend to the fifth game. If you've already lost two games on the road (like this year) you have to sweep at home, or you're done. If you had split, you could go home and have a free game to drop. Yes, if the…

Would it kill these networks to have a backup satellite in geosynchronous orbit at a non-equatorial location? Just make the primary one orbit just N of the tropic of cancer? Or you know...use ground cables to transmit your signal to the cable companies?

I'm going with tongue-in-cheek rather than foot-in-mouth idiot athlete on this one. It ain't that you never done seen grammar like that ingest, boyz.