Lux is a name meaning "light"?

That must be because most of the jokes here suck at being jokes. Thankfully many of them fall down to the 20th page.

"all we heard from Penn Staters"

depending on from whose perspective you're talking "best" and "worst" you might have already thought of this; in any case, I believe a similar cover-up would have (and possibly has) occurred in a significant percentage of DI football or basketball programs. I'm not saying 50% or anything, but I don't think ADs,…

maybe he thought 1998 was a false accusation, as the DA dropped it. Then in 2001, he somehow thought people were just out to get Sandy?

if "everyone's blaming the dead guy" and the dead guy is...dead, wouldn't Hack's suggestion NOT be for the death penalty? After all, the problem would be gone. The reason the DP is being discussed is because of the general corruption wrt athletics at PSU.

+1

"As a security measure, post-9/11, any clothing which conceals a guest's face is prohibited, including but not limited to, costumes and masks,"

he said DOB in 73. Public records request for Whitlock said DOB of 1967 (I dunno...that seems rather early to me too). But unless the SSN by that number was issued in, say, 1966, the actual date of issuance was not before he was born.

his tweet said DOB, not date of issue or DOI. So...probably not his.

the Board of Trustees should schedule the demolition of the statue in late 2013 if only to show the NCAA that they're serious about re-establishing institutional control. Then if the NCAA gives them the death penalty anyway, they can reconsider and leave it up.

"Kidd was the lone passenger in the accident"

did he bother touching home plate? I couldn't quite catch if his left toe caught the front part of the plate or not

Q: when was his cancer diagnosis?

Boy that Tribune article (or Tygart) is so completely convoluted and wrong.

I have an Aunt named "Timmany"

+1

Sharpay will head the writing instrument division of Newell Rubbermaid. Or be a dog groomer

George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI

Hi Ben! In Deadspin's defence you should realise after you analyse the country in which this article is published you shouldn't penalise them for not colouring their spelling the Brit way. Get with the programme!