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In test taking on standardized multiple choice tests they (the prep courses) tell you to go with your gut first impression answer rather than second guessing and overthinking the question. Does the same not apply for umpiring? It's a true-false test after all.

He was on his 3rd "AB" before he had his first? :P

It's tough to hide under the table - because you lost your cousin's ID that day crossing the Rio Grande - at work, without leaving a puddle, every time you hear footsteps.

it is the miami HEAT. unless you think that's a reference to female canines, felines and other animals.

yeah, that's a funny one. he sure had that one backwards.

As any person who has never left his mother's basement can assure you, female users of the internet are a myth.

told the Lower Extremity Review that his ongoing study saw no difference in the incidence of knee injuries

"when it comes to morality clauses, in that way, he is Father Joe."

Nyjer Morgan tweeted "That my nigga".

I'm surprised there was no "Joe Paterno was scheduled to receive one of these before the whole Sandusky thing broke" argument.

But all he wanted to do was get back home, take off those stupid clothes, and take another nap.

The Charlotte Bobcats Can’t Even Beat The Spread

..and the spot with Weight Watchers

The ladies' man's lair...

"Rob Deer? Didn't he participate in the Bay of Pigs?"

um...isn't that supposed to be called a balk? Given no one on base, that should result in a ball call and a 1-0 count before the first ball was thrown, right?

it was Jezebel, wasn't it?

sounds like hole #1 at the local minigolf course. But I guarantee not hole #18. That SOB shaking windmill thingie gets me distracted every time.