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If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

She was too arrogant and the people of Michigan, me being one of them have woken up... Obama was horrible and she was gonna be 10X as bad!!!

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”

Ok, but did she deserve it?

Aaaaand hillary lost anyway! HAHA

Tell him he’ll be ok, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time.

this article is not about that. it acknowledges that a fuckton of people did major work in MI, but their efforts and findings were eschewed by the campaign leadership in NY. I’m so tired of people trying to absolve HRC and the campaign of doing anything wrong.

She was a bad candidate that no matter how hard people worked for her, it didn’t matter. She just didn’t appeal to the voters.

i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

He’s Fin-ished for the year.

I wouldn’t count on a teenager suspending himself. His coach should do it, though.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Ashley, mock him all you want, he is President and you are nobody.

It’s been months of hate and weeks since he won I think it’s time for the deadspin writers to let it all go I’m sorry you didn’t get your way, I really am. Just accept the loss, do your best to build up the next democrat candidate not tear down OUR (that means you and I) president.

Isn’t correlation/causation fun? :)

Uhhh... there’s also the rapid increase in use of trans-fats and HFCS in that time frame. For some reason, I feel that GMO tomatoes aren’t to blame :P

Are you fucking kidding me? The sitting Vice-President of the United States didn’t have time to chat you up at a bookstore counter and you’re pissed? Not only that but you selectively remember his selection of history books to be pedestrian, despite the fact that you admit Cheney had been coming in for years and,…

“Joker got away?” It’s always been “took ballet.” Stop making me think I live in a different universe. This debate is like those YouTube trailer mash-ups of Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly, if Eric Stoltz didn’t take the role.