Why didn’t anyone wanna come back to my mom’s after and look at my warhammer miniatures?

Tebow: “People find Trump offensive and as many of you know I have had limited success on offense, I’ll sit this one out.”

Just a tin bucket full of warm reindeer blood for lube

He’s the kid who didn’t even make a JV sports team so he became the equipment manager so he could ride the bus.

You literally need a brick plc and a couple points of IO. shit will last 25 years easy

That is the lizard part of your brain talking. It is correct.

During transportation to the event I shall have a strategically placed Kermit the frog puppet to avoid any issues. The heat has no power over my glistening oiled form.

Groovy

What makes you think that?

I'll be wearing baby oil and a knowing yet mildly unsettling smile.

The shaved sides of the head are to allow the prototype ChristCo(tm) brain implants have maximum connectivity to the ChristFi(tm) network. Now available at your local Walmart.

I require all my takes from pink clad, chinless, doughy man babies.

Yeah but you like nerd stuff, that’s not merican’

The backcourt was immediately put into custody

I'm taking you out of the greys because we share a name. And you seem nice.

I read this as double bruh, which sounds like a very foul tasting chewing gum.

Jesus Christ, hes real life Babycakes

Preemptive stick to sports hot take nuke from orbit.

It filled the 3rd quadrant of my small barren American heart.

I use my sweet technique to score on myself everyday, and you wont post those videos!