Kinja is awful, I don’t even bother on mobile

Cars weigh a lot more then 2,000 lbs these days, but yes.

God damnit, even beaker from the muppets are patriots fans...

Psh, I’m so committed my GF and I gave ourselves TB.

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I’m a fan how this got more stars than my original comment. OUT OF THE GREYS WITH YOU FOREVER!

Cuban is a nova hot dekker, he uses the latest renruku(sp?) dek

It’s similar to being hit by the stairs...

it just came, to me...

Just wait until the photos leak of his grand cyclops

If you look close I think its his desktop background as well...

I was going for the funny

Oh god Ditka and Trump? A collective cheer is heard from every Monte Carlo SS on the south side of Chicago.

You know in war movies when a bomb goes off an theres that high pitched ringing and haze over the camera? That's what I think its like to be Eli every day.

Sir I salute you for understanding you are the death star of football and embracing it.

That's quite the blanket statement.

Guy who makes fun of things for a living makes a moderate jab at gamers. Gamers lose collective shit. Guy is proven correct.

Dallas has the charm of a freeway exit..

Don’t worry everyone is super fake nice at weddings

I am a leaf on the wind. (downwind of sewage treatment plant)