With the increasing frequency of pandemics do you think the new urbanist ideals of more density and more public transportation is really a good one? Personally it makes me want to buy a jeep and move to Wyoming.

1 - I pay tax dollars that are supposed to be providing benefit to all of us. This does not affect all of us.

Last year I took a 401k loan to pay off the remaining 10 grand I owed on my student loans to save on the high interest rate paid to the government (which was basically matching my ROI) and instead pay interest to myself as well as get rid of PMI on my mortgage. Where’s the 10k check for everyone who paid their dues…

We have also learned this week which jobs are work-from-home jobs. They should stay work-from-home jobs forever. If we don’t need to heat and light office buildings, we will use less energy.

Also, converting to zero-emissions power generation and converting the nation’s transportation to electric will be a significant…

Boeing should be gutted. After their 787Max was grounded over a known flawed design, they continued to crank them out, assuming they could get the FAA to approve their flawed design.

I now officially want nothing to do with Mercedes,  fashion or Berlin. Have a star

Poor car dealers. They should get a big bailout check from the government. But first, let’s step into the finance manager’s office and go over a few items....

Can’t be Polish, the math is correct.

“Mr. Land Rover, he no here”

Don’t let get the facts ruin a good story with a nice clickbait title ;)

I cannot fathom why people choose to live there.

Yeah, but now is definitely not the time to be talking about public transport to the normies though. Now is the time to be talking about the new green deal’s farming and open air, non getting jammed into a stranger’s sweaty armpit on a shared germmobile, options. Play to the audience you got, not the audience you wish…

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

$1,000,000, cash or Bullion Only, No Pre Squeezing, no roll kickers, I know what I got. Contact me or my Nigerian Prince for delivery details. 

You clearly not understand.

Some near future - BMW now admits to the gaps they’ve had between the model ranges currently offered and are proud to present the 2.5, 3.5, 4.5, 5.5, 6.5, and 7.5 series. Proudly offered in sedan, gran coupe, regular coupe, hatchback, SUV, egg-shaped SUV and cargo van variants.

explain to me again how the m3, was a 1m, now is a m2, that will be a m1(o wait, this isn’t possible) —how bout 2m.5?

Europe is really old. These planes could be filled with actual ghosts.

My late grandparents saw socialism and communism up close during and after the Russian Revolution.  Sadly, useful idiots like Bernie Sanders seem unable to understand they evils that have been perpetrated in the name of socialism and communism. 

Going to the other end of it, if you could somehow turn the last gear (you can’t, not enough force in the universe even if the machine didn’t explode first) so it was making one turn an hour, the tenth to last gear would be exceeding the speed of light before you even considered the other 90 gears!