Year-to-date, retail sales are up 2.4 percent.

The front looks too small or something on that thing. They should just overcab it:

Hahahahahaha Yo Dawg! We heard you didn’t like the front end of the silverado, so we slapped it on everything. Fuck Y”all. Hahahahahahaha

It looks like an Expedition fucked a 4-Runner.

He got me my blockchain already!

That’s going to be a long line. 

I’m afraid i cannot recommend investment without your startup implementing a name-change involving blockchain

Awesome! Please take your social security number, bank account and routing number and mother’s maiden name and put them in a video to be auto-played, full-screen, as an ad on the G/O Media site of your choice. We will be in touch.

Not enough stars.

No bitcoin. Too passe. Here at Shameless Moneygrab LLC we have our own proprietary "de-crypto-currency" consisting primarily of expired coupon codes scraped from RetailMeNot.

You want AI? We have AI. Our patented ZNNRNN (zero node non-recursive neural “net”) has been demonstrated to have predictive accuracy exceeding some of the most sophisticated predictive systems on the market.

Want any additional parters? I’m really good at spending money in profoundly unproductive ways.

And bitcoin. It seems it doesn’t use buttcoin bitcoin.

Your honesty is refreshing and inspiring. Put me down for $10 mil. 

Unless it’s disruptive with AI and nanotechnology I’m not interested add some of that and I’m in

For immediate release:

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.

So BMW found out that their cars don’t have the indicators on enough, and in trying to remedy this it appears that they’ve massively overshot the mark.