Do you use a Palm Pre to cut that cheese?

Well said. Well said. Perhaps a sign would help!

He is the man responsible for books such as Coraline and American Gods, just to name a few.

These American companies have to make some money somehow! It sounds like a "pain and suffering" lawsuit is a great way to make a few million!

A FAT bastard son! Get the Doritos away from that kid! Sheesh!!

Yeah....that was awesome!

@Cochese 2.0: I am Tom Cruise and I approve this message.

What about Galatea?

@MikeofLA: I have to agree. I installed a B&M short shifter in my Jetta 1.8T and the shifting experience is far superior now. My car does not have any of the aforementioned additions either.

Hey! I can see my house on there!

You can add more redneck to the Mustang but you can't take the Mustang out of the redneck.....or something like that. CP

@Ryan: Walter and Jeffrey disagree.

@TheSecondSpitter: Dirty Mike and the Boys strike again!!!

@Traveshamockery: "Ha ha ha. Oh Tobias, you're such a blowhard!"

Even the filthy orcses know you shouldn't build your huts near Mt. Doom!

@Radioheadonist: New Hotness!!!

Old and busted:

"It’s like finding out that the father that left you in the care of your abusive mother for four years—the same father who promised to show up for Christmas every year but didn’t—is finally really back to take you off her hands."

Having them examine the Porsche lineup will clue them in to the human male obsession with the penis. When they start looking at the Hummer and giant truck/SUV groups, they'll get an understanding of our penis envy issues, or compensation for lack of penis size dilemas.

So apparently, looking at the voting results chart at this moment, there are 143 other folks out there that think that riveting a spray-painted sheet metal hood scoop to your BMW is A-OK!