For people claiming to be erudite and cultured, you sure can’t (although it seems more like won’t) understand jokes that actually say the opposite of the thing you accuse them of. 

It’s funny when people fall over themselves to prove they’re above Family Guy—only to prove that they’re actually didn’t get that that was the point of the show.

That's... Literally the definition of celebrity. 

Dude, don't take your shitty divorce out on everyone else. 

Those anime samples are so stupid. If they’re not gona voice them all leave them all as chirps. 

I think you missed the sarcasm. 

OP's idiotic thinking is why they're pulling out of North America again. 

Honestly, would watch. 

The Super Mario Party pack had neon green and yellow and I regret nothing. They are beautiful. 

This is why I hate all the Reggie stans. This is literally the one thing he had control over and he failed at every step. 

This is a weird form of sexism. 

No, you're wrong. White pretty clearly clips Sauerbrun. I'm not sure why getting kicked by the opposing player is a foul, but soccer is incredibly dumb in myriad ways, so whatever. 

White kicked Sauerbrun on the wind-up. How in hell that's a penalty on Sauerbrun, I'll never know, but that's what happened. 

Meh, Nomar was built out of straw and Laffy Taffy, and Mia Hamm wasn’t known as a dominating physical force, as far as I remember.

No, because the vast majority of those are just children getting very minimally structured cardio. 

Everyone from Grown ish should be famous for every movie. 

I was wondering if it's still a nutmeg if the defender doesn't have nuts lol

Lavelle played some fireball in the England game before pulling up lame, I was a bit heartbroken for her in that moment. Especially coming off the French game where she just didn't quite seem to be in sync. 

Except it’s blindingly obvious we’re getting a port of Sun and Moon’s models, textures, overworld, AND a stark lack of pokémon.

Between X/Y and OR/AS you coupd, indeed, catch 'em all.