Underrated. 

The optimal strategy in soccer has ALWAYS been to play for the foul/penalty. That's one of the reasons it's such a shit sport. 

Except no one can explain what that information is. 

To be fair, California's law is horrible. 

Remove the parole part then. Decades would be nice but I'm not holding my breath. 

What they demand is for the victims to not get a settlement. 

O/T but I fucking love this exchange. "you ain't got the answers! You ain't got them answers, sway! You ain't got the answers!" 

Over-under ten years, out on parole in 4.5 for good behavior. 

This was my EXACT THOUGHT. I love the kindred spirits of Deadspin. 

Yes. When he went to Miami he took less than max so they could also bring in Bosh. Of course, the idea there was no income tax in Florida, so it could sorta balance out. 

So how is this LeBron's fault? I mean, I KNOW it is, but the article failed T specify. 

While your reasoning makes sense, that is NOT how that tag is used. AT ALL. 

“myself not included, but that’s neither here nor there”

When “respecting other cultures” means “allowing them to oppress people for who they are” then FUCK YOUR CULTURE. 

You know, unless they’re “Christian”.

His only exposure to Canada is through American media, and probably the most regressive, macho media at that. So he's probably heard all those Canada jokes we make. 

Why does HBO suck at advertising these shows? I should be target audience, and I always get recommendations for that shit show Succession. 

I JUST REALIZED THIS NOW OH MY GOD GIVE HIM ALL THE BAFTAs

RICE CHEX, YOU D-GEN!

OK this better be sarcasm, because they literally cannot win with this shit.