Um. That’s his JOB. Did you ever hear Bob Saget or Gilbert Gottfried the Aristocrats joke? Filth and disgusting crap, but people were telling jokes...

...so, no way it could have hurt anyone, right?

The guy’s gun turned out to be a knife, so “no harm, no foul”, right?

Be sure and factor in getting that license, that Federal background check, and 10 day waiting period!

Intentionally coughing on someone or something will get your ass arrested.

The local government agency will hide under their desk and weep.

What is really hillarious, is the fact that feral hogs are a recognised problem in all but two of the contiguous 48 States. It’s the drunk, confederate flag waving hillbillies in NY and IL who scare me...

That is the silliest thing I have ever heard. Have you ever even seen a rifle?

The local government agency will hide under their desk.

Feral hogs do not see your ‘fence’. They walk right through it. They are essentially living bulldozers.