Subtract Palmiero and A-Rod on principle alone and that list is insanely impressive.

How many beers before hitting post on this?

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

Solid call with Meddle, though I’m not as much of a fun of their really early stuff like Piper. But now in my office I’m listening to several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.

I don't think Ice House and Red Dog count as microbrews.

Go ahead, show me the laws that say it’s okay to PHYSICALLY RESIST AN OFFICER OF THE LAW PUTTING YOU UNDER ARREST IF YOU FEEL IT IS UNWARRANTED.

See, I would totally go straight to the real classics...and make a complete ass out of myself, but I would make myself laugh.

Which one?

This really clears things up. This whole time, I thought your name was Glri.

Yeah, yeah, great hymn, but what about Def Leppard’s version?

Yes, by MAILING it.