Bail and move to Central Illinois then.

Yeah, I make $70k a year and I can’t afford any of this shit.

Gen Z baby!

Get rekt, Bonnie and Clyde.

If there is even the slightest chance of comments being removed from Jalopnik, we need to create a subreddit NOW. At least we can save some of this decades-old community with a subreddit that creates threads for all the articles so The People can comment.

We don’t make as much money as you do bro.

Boy, some of these couldn’t be further from beautiful. 

Premium fuel? Hah, at this price and age of vehicle, you just run regular in it and keep her under 50% throttle as much as you can. The computer will adjust the timing, you’ll be fine. You’re gonna want to keep a light foot on the gas anyway with the mileage these things get. Don’t fuss about premium people, in 3…

That’s not how that works.  With a typical car payment you are expecting to be able to sell the car when you are done with it and make some money back.  If this thing takes a total dump on you, its a pure $4000 out the window. 

Wasn’t that from some Freakanomics book or something?

Poor take, this is a $4k car MAX.

I can’t believe we are living in a day and age where a majority of you think a 36 year old beat up compact truck with 300k miles is worth $4k.

Poor take bro, poor take.

Same!

You’d be surprised how many people will overlook ugliness if a vehicle is a good value, practical, and has a reliable reputation.  It’s quite sad.

In your dreams, bud.

Nah, that car looks ugly and boring.

Let me guess, you like the Cybertruck because Elon told you it was cool, right?

Deadspin died the day they turned off comments.  There is absolutely no point going there without being able to comment and discuss the articles, especially on the topic of sports. Hey, maybe they’ll bring back comments and I’ll start visiting again!

The Boebert Crime Family.