Quality shitpost!  *applause*

I don’t need to drive a crummy 80's RWD econo coupe to know that GR86 is better car, and not just in pure performance numbers.

This is a laughable statement.

You’re not buying a Corvette if you can afford a Porsche.

Good luck finding a 1st gen Highlander with side curtain airbags or similar safety features as this 2016 Journey...

Okay Internet Daddy, I’ll go home. I was trying to get you to quit the internet, I only managed to get you really upset and angry. Maybe next time!

I’ve been trolling since before you were born, son. You’ll KNOW when I'm trolling.

Okay buddy, time to go back to your Safe Space.  The world is a little to real out there for you.  Back to Imagination Land.

Oh, they’re not blurry, they just used the iPhone’s lame and poor quality “Portrait Mode”. You can see all the digital artifacts of the post processing technology not being sure what to put in focus or out of focus.  Classic Apple.

I’m getting halfway there right now just thinking about it!  Mmmm.... half chub!

Ad blockers are your friend.

Looks like they tried to use “portrait mode” on all the pictures.  You can see all the digital artifacts of the post processing technology not being sure what to put in focus or out of focus.

What are you...like 70 years old?

Look at you and your virtue signaling.  You really fixed the internet comments today, didn’t you?

Huh.  I thought it was funny.

God, you must be a thrill at parties.

You’re the one who sounds obtuse. Ever heard of sarcasm or saying things in jest?

Eventually there will be a security threat on high speed rail and they’ll make everyone go through an hour of security theater to get on trains too.  We just can’t have nice things.

Nah, the C4 is the best looking vette ever made. The C1 - C3 are played out Boomer-mobiles, the C5 looks like a generic wedge of soap, the C6 is a close 2nd to the C4, the C7 looks too modern for it’s own good, and the C8 is just a copycat out of the super car styling recipe book.

Does this site still do Comment of the Day?  Because this might even be Comment of the Year!