Wow, I had to look it up and make sure it wasn’t a typo, but 149 hp for the base model??  How much does the base model weigh?  Why would they even bother offering a 149hp version at this price.  It’s going to feel 1999 Hyundai Accent hatchback slow.  I would know, I had one.

WHAT? NINE THOUSAND??

The Celica GT-S was a much better choice anyway.

And brown is merely just tinted orange!  It’s technically not even a color!

Oh, so the article is mostly all just trolling. So glad I clicked...

I worship grown women who can play with balls.

This guy doesn’t know his cars.

a “Boomer bunker” lol, nice

You KNOW we’ve entered Late Stage Capitalism when there is a Jeep Wrangler that costs $115k.  That’s it folks, show’s over, capitalism won.

Everyone is poo-poo’ing this, but take a look at Bolts on Autotrader under $20k.  You won’t find many that are a better deal than this. 

Reality check: Everyone else lost interest in the Accord coupe, so Honda stopped offering something nobody wants.

2008 Matrix I bought for $4k 3 years ago. It may be a turd, but at least I didn’t buy it brand new and drive it for 18 years straight. *shudders*

You’re gonna be frantically dodging every pothole you see with those wheels and tires.  Not so family friendly if you ask me...

That sounds awful.

Ahhh yes, from 0-60 in 15 seconds to 0-60 in 11 seconds!  A hot hatch indeed!

That interior looks god awful though

Man, that is the ugliest car I’ve ever seen in my life.

TSLA bag holder says what?

You’re in HARD denial, son.

This is my thought too. “Come hell or high water, we’re going to MAKE this truck!” It will be produced in Ferrari Enzo numbers for a ridiculous price.  “See, I told you we’d make the truck, haters!!”