lol nice try, but I’ve been trolling since before you were born, boy. You can’t troll a troll.

Beautiful write up!

Enjoy your weekend in your basement, troll.

Couldn’t he have started a massive forest fire too?

Most overvalued company in human history, you’ll see.

Omg when I first saw the thumbnail for this article, I legitimately thought this was an SUV from the front.  Just looks so....tall.

Yeah she would have probably known.  She still knows, but used to too.

It’s hard to argue with a 10 year 100k mile powertrain warranty.  Their bumper to bumper coverage is industry leading as well, 5 yr 60k miles.

I worked at a Kia dealer for a couple months when I was desperately unemployed a year ago, all the used Stingers on the lot had poor build quality.  Lots of squeaks and rattles, even on the ones with low miles.  They seem premium when new, but they don’t age well apparently. 

I sat in 3 different trim level Giulia’s at the Detroit auto show a few years ago, and all of them had really stiff and uncomfortable seats.  It was there that the dream of me getting one died.

I peeled one of these off yesterday.  I was quite surprised it was a plasticy/elastic sticker that left no residue.  Can’t say the same for the 3 other previously peeled off stickers that left a nasty trolling residue.  

Nice.

what does PRHT mean?

The NC1 is the best looking Miata IMO.  Really pays homage to the first gen car.  Clean and simple.  

He meant Nice Dice.

Rekt.  I had a feeling this was a trap!

Texas’ is a possessive noun.  Like “Chris’ most marked-up vehicle”.

I had to look up edgelord. Wow, I really like this term!  I’m going to start using this!! Perfectly describes Elon and 15 year old me.

Hey, one less middle man though

Hey, that car was actually a pretty good value at the time...