ohhh my god, this is PERFECT lol

Its fake. Photoshop.

Are those tiddyballs I see in the water?

I’m sorry to hear about what happened to your wife.  Crash standards have come a long way, even from the mid 2000's, especially with things like small front overlap that automakers didn’t really take into account in their designs.  Growing up I drove a 91 Celica, 99 Accent, and 91 Camaro, thank god I never got in an…

I want to just jump in and drive a 300ZX, All Trac Celica, and other crazy 90's sports cars. I wonder if there is a mode to be able to test drive what you want, and not have to have the necessary credits to buy it.

This is clearly a vehicle intended for daily driving and commuting, so it’s getting a No Dice from me due to crash standards and airbags from 1997.  You don’t want to get in a wreck with this old thing, just spend $5k on something you won’t die in while driving to work.  If this was a 60's muscle car or some kind of…

Wishful thinking

Not gonna happen, never has happened.

Back in my day (PS2), you’d just get a gameshark disc and activate the unlimited money cheat and actually have fun playing the game with whatever car you wanted. No one wants to “grind” and play the game as a chore first to be able to play the game to have fun. The past was better.

Nope, been into muscle cars for 25 years now, done lots of history reading, NEVER heard of em.

And make sure you tip your bartenders and waitresses awww riiiight

Let’s be honest here, this thing is a pretend truck.  

Yeah this truck is a great way to get your teen killed!!

God I dread having to see these ugly monstrosities on the road some day... I think we should all band together and agree to point and laugh at the driver whenever we see one.  Imagine knowing deep down you bought the ugliest vehicle ever made, and now people are openly laughing at you in public.  Good.

Maybe...just maybe...intergalactic travel isn’t possible because of this very reason.  There is all sorts of crap floating around in space, if you are traveling at or near light speed, you aren’t going to be able to avoid it in time.  Even a small piece of rock from an asteroid would rip a hole through your windshield.…

A boring car for a boring person!

Exactly. This is like seeing a 2005 Malibu for sale in the year 2073.  Yeah it looks old fashioned and there aren’t any around, but...who cares?

Trolls ruined it!

Is that an old MSN Messenger icon for you profile picture?

Normally this is like a $6-7k car.  When you round this price up to $9000 as you should, its quite overpriced.  It may be a normal price for this current market, but its still overpriced.  It’s only a good price if you are desperate for a car of this size and condition.