Not all dealerships are bad, mkay.

Yeah, I agree the Impala isn’t an amazing car. It’s certainly not the worst car made this century, I mean has he heard of the Mitsubishi Mirage??

And your comment is objectively false.

Just because a small group of insane enthusiasts would pay this much for this car, doesn’t mean you have to.  No Dice, son.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.  And if we had hot-swappable EV batteries, you could pull up to a “gas station” and have the battery swapped in less than 10 minutes, similar to filling up your gas tank.  Range anxiety: gone.

And you’re hilariously pessimistic. 

I worked as a car salesman for a few months after being unemployed for a while due to COVID. The amount of people that came in with negative equity and thinking they could just leave that day with little to no down payment was very eye opening. And the finance guys would do absolutely whatever they could to roll all…

“The type’a transmission that just....ugh.”

It’s spelled “chode”.

This would be great for a basement home theater walls/ceiling and a projector. And I jizzed in my pants

Yikes, in 2005 I bought a 15 year old Z28 Camaro with 76k miles for $6000. I know there is inflation and this car has more power and features, but dang, I’d hate to be a young car enthusiast these days...

No Dice. You’d be much better off spending $3000 on a 2000 or newer Toyota/Honda.  More reliable, better fuel economy, and safer.

Is Jalopnik still doing COTD?  This is one of the top 5 comments I’ve ever seen on this site.  Phenomenal!

I would if the parts were available! I’ve owned 3 cars now, plus my wife’s that have needed the Takata airbag recall done, but the dealers don’t have the parts. It’s a sh-- show.

Yeah, this is a good way to become Kobe BryAINT

COTD

Got on Jalopnik and saw this Viper picture

You want to go under that bridge? Norfolk’in Way man!!!!

Dude, you need to fuck off with this stupid nonsense reply you are making to several comments on here. No one is buying it.

Wow, I always assumed these things were basically like FWD electric Mini’s.  I have a new respect for the i3