Maybe they could be being caused by Australian men riding a tour bus through the desert?

That worked so well together.

That was such a great moment. Right up there with “My God, I’m hallucinating! I see little balls of sunshine in a bag!”

Someone should tell them that making a rocket launch pad in The Sims does not mean you’ve entered the space race.

Associating small with black dick shaped objects goes contrary to everything TV has taught me. How dare you mess with my mind.

My brother owns a nightclub in Austin and after watching some hipsters fail at changing a tire out in front of his club one night commented on how sad it was watching these guys with beards fail when he’s seen drag queens do it without breaking a nail or screwing up their makeup.

“If you’ve ever had a urinary catheter, you’ll know they’re unpleasant.”

It's basically a super hickey machine

Oh my

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you like Adam Sandler movies.

Like...Post-2000 Adam Sandler movies.

You have at least three of them on your shelf right now.

I only work in metric

You're covering the wrong news here. The bigger question is HOW DID AN AIRPLANE GET IN OUTERSPACE?

You should probably think about checking out the original Star Wars film.

1. Casually tossing phrases like "biased dumb girl" around is part of what makes the internet poisonous.

Awwww, come on ! Not even a hint at what you ran across ?

A true rimshot...

I always wanted something like this or the "sun tube" skylights to make an interior room into an indoor garden with natural light, for um tomatoes and stuff.