The “core values” are doing this in the dark with hoods and burning crosses, not out where everyone can see you.

Those little folders full of air kisses he gets twice a day are really working.

More than just fascists, they’re nazis.

I want to thank all the authors from The Root; you’ve been all over this from the start. One request for all of you - please never forget to call these folks Fascist. We need to call things what the are. Every article about Charlottesville should call these people what they are - Fascists. Might seem insignificant,…

Barack Obama’s name stay in that man’s mouth. I hope before too long, he’s disabused of using his name in such fashion. Keep my president’s name out your muthafuckin’ mouth, ya dig?

Folks like Reagan denounced the KKK while quietly condoning and encouraging mild mannered suburban white racism, and oops, the mild mannered suburban white racists became the KKK.

This is what I came here for.

the actual best song ever.

People used to mock President Calvin Coolidge because he never said anything.

Most of us will die in the first ten minutes, most of the rest within a week or so, except for the few that will wish they had.

I have always said that Obama’s biggest failing was that he had too high an opinion of the American people.

You can’t put a price on the hard-on you get from taking a homeless person’s last dollar.

I thought General Kelly was supposed to do that (even though too well I know he’s been busy issuing orders to the ICE brownshirts to deport pastors who’ve been convicted of no crimes, and German students coming to Colorado for exchange programs, and then look the other way).

One of my favorite quotes from the works of James Ellroy: “An epigram: Powerful men are children.” 

The kind of stickup man who knows the best victim is the one who can’t or won’t fight back.

Fake news.

Nope. It was GOP strategist and GWB buddy Frank Luntz who got all the conservative think tanks to change their talking point to use “climate change” back during the Bush administration specifically to make global warming less scary, and thus to undercut efforts to stop it. Here he is saying this very thing:

“There’s something that we [police] always say: ‘I’d rather be tried by 12 than carried by six.”

This is what happens when we try to compromise with the right, they move the goal posts.

Oh Jesus Christ, it was the GOP that wanted us to talk about climate change instead of global warming because they thought it sounded less threatening. Fuck.