no, we still are, it’s just not as blatant

As someone who used to watch a metric shitload of lockup, I can assure you this guy tortures the people in his jails with barely livable conditions. Housing people outside in the desert where temperatures could reach 120 degrees. His philosophy was to make jail as miserable as possible so people never returned but…

Of course it’s overheating....


...you forgot to put coolant in it.

Yeah, I mean Obama got nothing done in his first term. I mean, apart from the affordable care act, the stimulus, regulating financial markets with dodd-frank, creating the CFPB, and appointing two justices to the supreme court. But you’re right, apart from roads, aqueducts, and hygiene what have the Romans ever done…

Third parties are smothered in the crib with the current system. We need proportional representation for a third (or fourth!) party to have a chance.

Not if he’s using solder.

Your grandfather probably gets it from the fact that Superman was played by George Reeves on TV.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

Seems like that would be brazing, not soldering

Magic electric smoke is only used in old British cars. And ever since Q started messing with AM all the electrics are now digital So now you have to be careful not to spill any of the very small numbers out of the wires. Putting them all back in in the correct order is a BIG problem. And now the numbers are mostly…

He’s the anti-DeMuro

I don’t think you really fixed the problem. You probably were just out of smoke. Every British car owner needs some in reserve.

Armed with a socket set and the knowledge that electricity isn’t magic

That’s his pee. He’s not allowed to leave any DNA evidence anywhere so he must take his urine with him when he leaves somewhere.

You guys. Someone on my Facebook just posted, “I’d rather a president who loves pussy than a president who is one.”

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Whelp, butter is ruined forever for me. I hope you’re happy.

Bruce Willis, on his best day, wishes that in his day he could have pulled off a “bad hombres” line with a straight face. At best, he could have gotten away with mumbling it through a 3/4 smirk sometimes in S3 of Moonlighting.