In all of the three or four cities where I have worked in bullshit foodservice jobs, there has always been a way to give cops their shitty food essentially for free. No, thats not bribery, how could you possibly think that.

The last time I told a cop “I hope you choke on your next donut” I got a billyclub to the head. Ah, memories.

Three questions:

This is an eggscellent poast.

You must be new to this whole “trolling” thing. But points for effort, I guess.

Lots of [citation needed] there, Chad.

The terms “real solution”and “ simple math” (always indicators of a compelling and nuanced argument) are doing so much work there you should be paying them a living wage.

I thought gizmodo was the “safe space” for capitalist apologia?

I would like to cordially invite you to go set your own dick on fire.

Because when you sign onto the police force, at some level you know that your job is to maintain white supremacy by any means available.

I am fucking middle aged, white, and male.

Yes, “my way or the highway*” certainly fits

As an aside, I have a pretty decent kinja history, and would like to get out of the grays please.

This is nothing less than ethnic cleansing, fullstop.

“addict” is a pretty strong word.

Man, fuck you and your bullshit click bait not-getting-your-hands-dirty ways.

This is horseshit clickbait because it relies on the cachet of the scout name.

Its doubleplusawful that he is the one doing the self promotion thing on social media

These motherfucking people.