“Game of Thrones-style family motto”

“looms over the entire movie like a great spectral fart”

You would think they’d run out of awful, self-serving, lying cunts to elevate. But that doesn’t seem to be happening at all.

“I have some sort of OCD”

“That is dehumanization, a way of reconceiving your enemies as objects, pawns, strawmen, tools.”

You mean besides being retarded?

“It’s a story as old as time.”

Does Tom Hardy know how to read? Or is he just punch drunk?

I got a year subscription. Received 2 issues. Cool.

you spell “know” and “to” wrong. that’s kinda weird. you write this on your phone?

“college to”

Butthurt?

It’s baked fresh in a dishwasher every day.

“’We were dead asleep in our beds. My husband was woken up by a doorbell ring. It rang probably 20 to 30 times. She walked outside, no one was in sight.’” 

You know you don’t have to, right?

You are correct. Bacon accentuates it, but it is not the star as, say, tuna would be in a tuna melt. Like a tuna melt with bacon (stomach growling) sounds really good. But that’s a tuna melt all day.

Ooh. I’ve never heard of wasabi pickles. Now I must try this.

Stop blaming millenials for everything. Look at the shit world you're giving them and suck it up, grandma 

Where do you live, the Berkshires? There’s pho everywhere in Central MA, which is neither Boston nor adjacent.

“close-minded”