Die in a fire, you entitled cunt.

Tips the minimum, and thinks of themselves as a good tipper. SAD!

And spelled right in the article but not the headline? Are they trolling for correction clicks? If it wasn't for Claire I wouldn't even come here. 

“stirring enough at the initial introduction”

I have never, in 20 years of cooking, heard of oversalted pasta.

“slurping boiling-hot salt water from a tasting spoon kind of sucks”

Wrong.

Maybe you can fit the word "with" in there a few more times. Give it a try! 

No, being a lickspittle of the ruling party is not, in fact, punk rock. Republican is not fucking counter culture. You are wrong. And fuck that kid. 

Lol. 

You are dumb. 

“as they’re is a high chance”

Lobster is expensive. Pull it out of the shell and it's even more so. I don't know what it is about America that makes everyone think they have to eat like a cartoon robber baron, but yeah. A salty mayo sandwich with a side of butter is almost the same thing, without having to pay for sea cockroach to be shipped alive…

Your opinion, fervent though it may be, is uninformed and should be kept to yourself. 

You are stupid and should feel bad.

Yes, now mansplain your way out of it.

Now I want bartenders to lick all glasses. Or “rim”, if you prefer.

“a baby we like”

lol

“You can’t sneak a peak”