sweded.

How the hell does an adult human not know how to spell “having”?

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Don’t carry a baby like that.

It’s “hear hear”, dog. As in “Hear him! Hear him!”

3. Free speech isn’t hyphenated.

Fuckin A.

Congress doesn’t have to agree to go to war. One of the Bushes took care of that.

You have an Anker battery pack under the heading “wireless headphones”.

You have an Anker battery pack under the heading “wireless headphones”.

Well, she’s dumb. What can ya do.

“Staple’s”

“Bye, I will unfollow this comic”

Maybe all the ketchup and hardboiled milksteak will do us all a favor.

“While audio software is also making easier “

Word.

You know you don’t need permission to say whatever the fuck you want, right?

Yes. You can get weed at the bodega.

That’s not irony.

Cool story bruh.

Your post-period laziness doesn’t make you better. It is the correct way to type on a typewriter, which these computer keyboards are based on.