Literally everyone.

Someone needs a diaper change

Or, you know, you could wash your clam.

Maybe she’s talking about frasier.

*grammar.

Dressing is what you put on a salad. Don’t confuse things. Stuffing.

What the hell is a clear book?

Turn that inability to think of a joke into a comic and you’ll get featured here every Sunday.

Have you even seen the movie you’re referencing? Long Duk Dong was anything but “sexless”. Maybe a bit of your own prejudice showing?

“As a result, I will be stepping down as CEO of TwitchPlaysPokemon and handing off that position to the new ‘streamer:’ Aissurtievos.”

lol

Really? An article about lying tweets is your bar? No wonder we’re all fucked.

“who’s owner created an entire alternative nuclear”

could * have.

A cockroach can live off a human fingerprint for a year. You have some weird cartoonish ideas about the world. Also, to pluralize “roach”, you add “-es”.

The word you’re looking for is “whose”. Not “who is”.

“Jezebel is not cavalier about either accusers or the accused.”

Oh, the irony.

The only way to fight clickbait?

You’re allowed to say “stinky little cock” on the internet