Clue?

Also inaccurate AF

They don’t hide their identities now.

“-a pro nazi newspaper ranting about the lying, very dishonest media.”

No, it’s cool. When you’re famous, they just let you do it.

Oh, he’s Irish?

Note: An Internet connection is required to play Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp.

lol. Take it easy Thor.

• adj.Of inestimable value; priceless

It’s “hear hear”.

Pickled jalapenos aren’t the same thing.

This kid I worked with (who had spent the majority of his adult life in prison for assault, but that’s beside the point) dared another coworker to eat 5 jalapenos and he’d give him a tattoo. Guy #2 wolfed down the jalapenos, puking and shrieking in the prep kitchen until I had to go downstairs and tell them to shut…

You know they get money from your click regardless of how you feel about it, right?

How the fuck are you going to get a satellite into orbit if the earth is flat?

I’m a Dan Man!

“There’s no point being coy about it: Battlegrounds is crazy similar to H1Z1”

I never watched the show when it was on, but the dickheads at school liked to call me Freaks and Geeks. I guess the joke’s on them, as these people are all like hundredaires now, right?

Lock. Him. Up.

Does it take 2 to tango?

It’s the final count down 
We’re leaving together
The final count down 
We’ll all miss her so