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dtabakin

How about Parshers?
Or even maybe the more recognizable Porschers.
... or what about Porschinskies - Torch I can’t believe you didn’t suggest that yourself.

I imagine a ton of other wordplays that might make it over there.
Asking please gets converted from bitte to Porsche Favor
Their car lineup is the Porschefolio
Their

itsa BMW?

Great idea. You didn’t want to bring a passenger anyway.

I guess Chevy has their next ‘Real People’ commercial for On Star.

I dunno, Germany and Italy teaming up makes me a little nervous. 

AP has too many APs, not enough ARs.

wow! would you look at dat, sun!

“I’m gonna spend an extra $34,567 just so it ends on a cool number!”

It’s 1985 on the show, so it’s only fitting that the Stranger Things kids are going to fight Chet from Weird Science.

You forgot to tug awkwardly at your hair and smooth your skirt while you made this comment.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

How could they be there, if we humans didn’t drop them off?

Despite those that huddled near barrel fires during the Leyland days, Lucas smoke is entirely too capitalist to work on this. Need to find some Lada or Zaz smoke.  It’s hard to find - usually in square bottles with left handed threads.

“My legal team is content with it”

I have concerns about John Cho’s swagger, which isn’t something I ever thought I’d say. 

That’s true. Ok, 90% will be owned by youtubers that buy them broken and glue them back together.

I have dim memories of watching Ultraman as a very young kid in the 70's, or maybe it was Spectreman, I always got those two confused, well, until it sunk in that Spectreman was silver while Ultraman was silver and red.  That makes identifying them easier now, but I still can’t really remember which I saw as a kid,

If it makes you feel any better, here’s my 277k-mile AE86 Corolla GT-S still running it’s never-overhauled 4AGE.

Bring this with you or fuck off.