Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Two scooters? Amateurs.

I thought we had moved on from that whole Ford/Germany connection.  I’m suspicious...

I come from the land of the ice and snow

Well, I sure hope Stevens never needs to be carried from the top of an evil wizards embattlment, or from a high mountain Erie after dying and coming back to life, or off the side of an active volcano after tossing a cocainified gold ring that imbues feelings of grandeur and ultimate power into its belly.

Don’t expect the Picard you know and love

Seeing different colors of brannock device is strangely unsettling. It’s like an orange school bus, a blue big Bird, a green radio flyer. Something about childhood changed ever so slightly makes it feel unnatural.

Pole hits pole, more at 11.

I’m in. Child of the 80s. Fall asleep on Friday night to Miami Vice and wake up to the national anthem followed by static.

“Nice car. What’s the retail on one of those?”

Oily red shop rag, man. 

Trust me, Jason, you and everyone else under 45 will one day want to “prove you’ve still got it” at some point in your lives. More than anything, you’ll want to prove it to yourselves, not so much others. That might come at age 50, 71 or 91. But you will.

That livery is where the flavor is.

Yeah, they’ve completely lost touch with their “evangelist” customers and are simply milking the brand image. The X5 is pretty much literally the 1977 Lincoln Town Car or Buick LeSabre in terms of what it means for their respective makers. I don’t know when this catches up with BMW in a big way - it took 20 years of…

Sketchy as hell, but at least he noticed the grass smoldering and was taking action to move his cruiser.

RHINO?  Right Hand-drive In Name Only?

I’m glad that we finally have confirmation that Mr. Mime is a) difficult to be around and b) a jerk.

A big, happy jaguar running and jumping in the wild.
I see no problems, apart from the cage. Someone call Greenpeace.