He looks like Darth Vader fucked a Dalek.

Same way. Everything about how the car looks burns my eyes.

In all seriousness though, what Civic minded individual did this on their own Accord? What was the Prelude to this? There has to be another Element in here somewhere. I simply cannot understand why someone would undertake this Odyssey. I think their brain went on auto Pilot.

All this and no mention about pressing the Escape Pawd button?

Probably in response to Ford switching to Mustangs next year.  800 hp Mustangs surrounded by a crowd sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Could you remove one of the door cards and take a picture of the inside of the door? I’d like to know how easy it will be for me to fix the window regulator in 15 years.

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