Great idea. You didn’t want to bring a passenger anyway.

I guess Chevy has their next ‘Real People’ commercial for On Star.

I dunno, Germany and Italy teaming up makes me a little nervous. 

AP has too many APs, not enough ARs.

wow! would you look at dat, sun!

“I’m gonna spend an extra $34,567 just so it ends on a cool number!”

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Despite those that huddled near barrel fires during the Leyland days, Lucas smoke is entirely too capitalist to work on this. Need to find some Lada or Zaz smoke.  It’s hard to find - usually in square bottles with left handed threads.

“My legal team is content with it”

I have concerns about John Cho’s swagger, which isn’t something I ever thought I’d say. 

That’s true. Ok, 90% will be owned by youtubers that buy them broken and glue them back together.

If it makes you feel any better, here’s my 277k-mile AE86 Corolla GT-S still running it’s never-overhauled 4AGE.

Bring this with you or fuck off. 

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Two scooters? Amateurs.

I thought we had moved on from that whole Ford/Germany connection.  I’m suspicious...

I come from the land of the ice and snow

Well, I sure hope Stevens never needs to be carried from the top of an evil wizards embattlment, or from a high mountain Erie after dying and coming back to life, or off the side of an active volcano after tossing a cocainified gold ring that imbues feelings of grandeur and ultimate power into its belly.

Seeing different colors of brannock device is strangely unsettling. It’s like an orange school bus, a blue big Bird, a green radio flyer. Something about childhood changed ever so slightly makes it feel unnatural.

Pole hits pole, more at 11.