I’m in. Child of the 80s. Fall asleep on Friday night to Miami Vice and wake up to the national anthem followed by static.

“Nice car. What’s the retail on one of those?”

Oily red shop rag, man. 

Trust me, Jason, you and everyone else under 45 will one day want to “prove you’ve still got it” at some point in your lives. More than anything, you’ll want to prove it to yourselves, not so much others. That might come at age 50, 71 or 91. But you will.

That livery is where the flavor is.

Yeah, they’ve completely lost touch with their “evangelist” customers and are simply milking the brand image. The X5 is pretty much literally the 1977 Lincoln Town Car or Buick LeSabre in terms of what it means for their respective makers. I don’t know when this catches up with BMW in a big way - it took 20 years of…

Sketchy as hell, but at least he noticed the grass smoldering and was taking action to move his cruiser.

RHINO?  Right Hand-drive In Name Only?

I’m glad that we finally have confirmation that Mr. Mime is a) difficult to be around and b) a jerk.

A big, happy jaguar running and jumping in the wild.
I see no problems, apart from the cage. Someone call Greenpeace.

He looks like Darth Vader fucked a Dalek.

Same way. Everything about how the car looks burns my eyes.

In all seriousness though, what Civic minded individual did this on their own Accord? What was the Prelude to this? There has to be another Element in here somewhere. I simply cannot understand why someone would undertake this Odyssey. I think their brain went on auto Pilot.

All this and no mention about pressing the Escape Pawd button?

Probably in response to Ford switching to Mustangs next year.  800 hp Mustangs surrounded by a crowd sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Could you remove one of the door cards and take a picture of the inside of the door? I’d like to know how easy it will be for me to fix the window regulator in 15 years.

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