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He should have hung a couple of bankers on the White House lawn “to set the tone” after what those fucks did.

I want to know all about you, be you, serve you.

“Well that’s not a—it would be a sub-optimal situation for the banks,” Cramer responded.

At this point guillotines are looking mighty fine for our “rich” friends.   I mean, they should understand that in these troubled times and economic uncertainty certain cuts must be made.   After all, we are just selling them short... er.... by a head. 

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

Beto: Fucking immigration man!!!! Like, Trump sucks bro!

That polo came out of the bottom of a laundry bag shoved in a drawer underneath a 12 pack of Natty Ice and a bag of Funyuns. It last saw the light of day when he had to get photographed for his passport when his bro’s decided January is a good time to chase tail in Costa Rica.

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

If you’re ethically opposed to meat, you wouldn’t care about cross-contamination when the real issue is your friends eating meat. This kind of purity against cross-contamination thing is only for self-righteous satisfaction.

Fuck Rahm Emanuel. There is a good chance that whoever is the Democratic nominee will be pushing Medicare for All, and here he is, not pushing legitimate criticism of it, but a right wing lie. What utter garbage. 

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

I want the lies of those cops to be on the record so that they can never testify in another case without this case being brought up to attack their credibility.

the problem with laws like this is they’re so overbroad.  Just like the first teenagers charged for possession of their own pictures, I can’t wait for the first grandma with a grudge to use this law against a mother that sends a picture of their baby (the law does not specify the requisite intent, age or that it must

Are you sure? It is reported to be an ‘emotional support’ pet which is a monniker that could be applied to any foofy little pet a rich white gal would like to sit with her instead of cargo hold.

This type of shit is why “support animals” are bullshit. They’re not actual working animals just pets that allows the person to bypass rules around animals and disregard actual humans. Of course, white people putting dogs before Black people isn’t exactly new but we don’t need to invent new rationale for it to

I’m allergic to dogs, hypoallergenic dogs just don’t shed. You’re still allergic to them. How much they bother you does vary by breed. Hounds really bother me for whatever reason.

Politically incorrect opinion coming up, but hear me out.

I don’t know what her paying for two tickets has to do with the price of rice...the gentleman who was booted to the main cabin was told he be refunded the difference of the two tickets.  They could have done the same for her