I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

William Shakespeare? “To be or not to be?” His plays are still being produced around the world 403 years after his death.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

“I haven’t seen a betrayal like this since Kelly slept with Dylan while Brenda was studying in Paris.”

Pic from the Met Gala

There are 72 players on that are drug-test eligible on the Panthers roster, and 10 of those 72 are selected every week for testing. This is what is known as a hypergeometric distribution (selection without replacement - think “how many skittles do I need to take to get 3 red skittles”). Using this calculator here, I…

Sure the video is impressive but she clearly traveled. 

Anyone who donates to multiple candidates is a psychopath. Who are you people? Show yourself you spineless cowards. 

Something like this happened in my hometown. It’s a small, oh-so-posh town in the upper Midwest that puts a great deal of stock in its “historic” status, disregarding the fact that nothing of interest has ever happened there in all the time since around 1850 when the first white settlers showed up and said, “...eh.…

His brother definitely is:

Seriously, what is with him whipping his arm out after release? It’s in both.

Hey, kudos to both Robbie Amell and Italia Ricci for being good sports about the whole thing.

Few people are going to make that conclusion, and those people were always going to be racist anyway. Drugs are a problem in practically all sports. There was a huge investigation in baseball a while ago, affecting dozens of white players. Michael Phelps lost sponsorships over cannabis.  If anything, the stereotype is…

It’s been said a million fucking times, but I’ll say it again: once the government and gun nuts declared loud and clear that they were okay with the senseless murder of innocent children, the die was cast in America. This will keep happening and will never stop. Fuck every single person who still believes guns aren't…

I agree with you. This type of writing is the shit. If Nate started a series of pieces called “Studs I Clunked Heads With” I’d be all-in. Help grow the mystique of all-too-soon forgotten legends.

While I was certainly fond of the fight when the movie came out, now I mostly find it over-choreographed and devoid of humanity, much like the characters themselves. The hyper-competence of all combatants actually serves to lessen the emotional stakes, as they backflip and execute no-look parries with ease.

It’s like poetry. They rhyme.